WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the hell is going on here? It's like a mess of crazy, and I'm just trying to figure out it all. Is this even some kinda joke? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please give me the lowdown before I snap? Seriously In The Fuck?! Dude, this is completely ridiculous. I'm beyond stoked right now. It's like the